Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid Houston flooding crisis

  • Televangelist Joel Osteen canceled services at his Houston megachurch Sunday and has yet to reopen its doors — despite the fact that thousands of flooded-out residents are desperately seeking shelter.
Money grabbing “Christer” charlatans, Al Sharpton, Joel Osteen and Franklin Graham, sleaze bag American witch doctors making millions and should be locked up.
  • The perpetually smiling major American asshole pastor told followers on Twitter on Monday to lean on their faith.
  • “Jesus promises us peace that passes understanding,” he wrote. “That’s peace when it doesn’t make sense.”
  • Yeah, makes sense for the parishioners to give money to this two bit charlatan.
  • But Osteen’s comforting words didn’t sit well with critics, who want to know why the doors to his 16,800-seat arena at his Lakewood Church near downtown Houston are closed.


Elitist slime ball Christer asshole Joel Osteen shuts down church.
  • “You have taken so much money away from your people to live like a king,” entertainment publicist Danny Deraney blasted. “It’s the least you could do.”

Washington DC-based writer Charles Clymer tweeted pictures of Lakewood Church, which did not appear to be damaged by floods.

“It doesn’t make sense why you’re not opening up your mega church to house Houston citizens, help me understand that. Jesus,” according to Florida-based writer Emily Timbol.

These witch doctors, not paying taxes, are all about money!
  •  While the church and its arena have not suffered any flood damage yet, ministry spokesman Donald Iloff said their property is inaccessible because of surrounding waters.
  • And it makes no sense to open church doors when the city and county are already treating thousands of flood victims at the nearby George R. Brown Convention Center, according to Iloff.
  • “It has everything inside there – medicine, doctors, places to sleep,” Iloff said of the convention center. “It’s amazing what they’re doing there the make people comfortable.”

4 thoughts on “Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid Houston flooding crisis

  1. Religion…. I wish I could ban it all. Don’t give Joel Osteen or any other charlatan a dime. Taxpayers support this Christer shit!

  2. The last place you want to go during a flood is to the shelter at some stadium or arena. That is too many people for too little facilities. You want to get out of town somehow. Even if you camp outside you are better off. It is Houston in the summer, it is warm out and very humid. The Oak trees make it look like a chilly place but it is a nightmare of never ending heat.

  3. conor mcgreggor.
    taylor swift.
    joel osteen.

    ladies and gentlemen, i give you… the white race.

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